Postmortem Sports: A Record for the Ages, by Wilt Chamberlain

Wilt Chamberlain breaks the 20,000 sexual conquests record.

A Record For the Ages

By Wilt Chamberlain, entered the great pie in the sky, October 1999.

Hello ladies. It’s been a long time. Too long, you ask me. What you been up to girl? What? I been tryin’ to call you, I just been busy, you know. Well because I’m dead. You right baby, that ain’t no excuse for a man like me but I’m back now and I’m ready to give you that supernatural kinda loving I know you need. So just sit back, relax, and listen to Wilt wax all kinds of philosophical on you.