Abandoned Masterpiece Theatre: “Cattz”
It was only in 2007, which puts me at about 24, and therefore leaves me no justification for writing a novella told completely from the first-’person’ perspective of a male cat… Reading it now the whole thing seems really sick, somewhere on the spectrum between terrible judgement and mental illness.
Disturbing/Adorable: Basset Hounds Running
They’re dopey, droopy, lovable, and probably doing narcotics behind your back. They’re basset hounds! And, as it turns out, they look like complete assholes when they’re in motion. Here, to cure any lingering case of the Mondays you might have, are some funny pictures of basset hounds running around like fools. Those are my personal [...]
Video: Dogs Eating in a Restaurant
Here’s a six-minute gem that my mother emailed me today. This holds a special place in my heart. My family used to make silly videos like this, where someone would be on camera, and one of us would hide behind them, reaching our hands around and gesticulating as if our arms belonged to that person. [...]
How I Found My True Calling: Witch Doctor, M.D.
My birthday went well. The night before, we went to a party—mediocre to boring—but I got enough beer in me—just enough—so that upon stopping at Jewel on the way home, I insisted on buying myself a GIANT stuffed teddy bear, reassuring Thomas and Christine, though I was mostly reassuring myself, that I deserved the bear. Luckily, I woke up without any buyer’s remorse. After all, I did deserve a thirty dollar teddy bear. Whether or not I needed it is debatable, but his name is Gerald and he’s sitting next to me as I write this. Gerald’s going to help me narrate this tale, which I’m extremely grateful for. It won’t be the easiest story to tell.
Video: Cats Getting High
There’s nothing quite as depressing–or funny–as someone stoned out of their gourd. This video is a lovely reminder that said special, stoney someone doesn’t have to be a “human.” Time for some video of cats getting highhhhh! Tangentially Related Posts:Video: Dogs Eating in a RestaurantVideo: Our Trip To DisneylandAbandoned Masterpiece Theatre: “Cattz”Disturbing/Adorable: Basset Hounds RunningVideo: [...]