Kid Meets His First Gay Couple. Mind Blown.

“I usually see husbands and wifes.”

This young boy meets his first gay couple at a swinging party. It takes a moment for his soft-eyes to process it, but it finally computes. “So that means you love each other.”

This kid needs an agent.

Video: ‘Bacon is good for me!’

This kid doesn’t like a strange woman taking away his bacon! From a 2009 episode of Wife Swap. If this kid had someone coaching him, they did a hell of a good job. Is it sad that I feel refreshed because this young boy doesn’t cuss or swear during this? Perhaps he was restraining himself, [...]

How to Hug a Girl

How to Hug a Girl

“Some hugs are like a teddy bear, others are like a fortress. Sometimes they are both. Keep that in mind.” A recent, hazy, late-night digital-junk binge led me to the door of a tutorial for teaching young boys how to hug a girl, courtesy of wikiHow. The first couple sentences were enough to draw me [...]